I Dropped My iPhone in the Large Hadron Collider

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Dropped my iPhone in the Large Hadron Collider

Now my old playlist's a time-travel rider

Found an unknown Pink Floyd album buried deep inside

I think my phone went to a dimension where they never split

Verse 1

2008 I was working on the LHC

Tightening some bolts near sector three

Phone slipped right out of my Carhartt vest

Fell through a gap where the magnets rest

Thirteen years that sucker was gone

Till the dismantling crew came rolling along

Some teck named Dave found it caked in dust

Said "Hey man, I think this relic still has juice"

Pre-Chorus

Charged it up and what I saw

Made me question every law

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Dropped my iPhone in the Large Hadron Collider

Now my old playlist's a time-travel rider

Found an unknown Pink Floyd album buried deep inside

I think my phone went to a dimension where they never split

Verse 2

Roger Waters never left the band

Gilmore and Mason shook his hand

Eleven studio albums I'd never heard

Every single note and every word

Experts flew in from Abbey Road

Said "This sounds authentic, every chord they wrote"

Then the lawyers came with their fancy forms

Claiming copyrighted digital storms

Pre-Chorus

Men in suits and men in black

Wanted my old phone back

Chorus

Dropped my iPhone in the Large Hadron Collider

Now my old playlist's a time-travel rider

Found an unknown Pink Floyd album buried deep inside

I think my phone went to a dimension where they never split

Bridge

CIA raided my garage at three AM

Took the phone and all my USB-B's

Found it later in a burn bag deep

In a room that doesn't seem to exist

Guess they're using CERN to change history

Wiping timelines clean

Drop

Phone went spinny spinny spinny

Through the tunnel dark

Phone went spinny spinny spinny

Now it's CIA art

Phone went spinny spinny spinny

Through the tunnel dark

Phone went spinny spinny spinny

Chorus

Dropped my iPhone in the Large Hadron Collider

Now my old playlist's a time-travel rider

Found an unknown Pink Floyd album buried deep inside

I think my phone went to a dimension where they never split