ACIM

Verse 1

Hey folks, how ya doing tonight?

I got a confession to make

So I've been thinking about this thing called Artosis

Yeah, that's right, I want Artosis to come inside me!

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I know what you're thinking, "This guy's lost it"

But hear me out, this stuff is magical

The way you take it is... let's just say unconventional

Through the backdoor, if you catch my drift

Verse 2

The first time I tried it, it felt so strange

Having Artosis come inside me through that route

But the pleasure, oh my god, the pleasure!

It's like nothing you've ever experienced before

I think about it constantly, day and night

Artosis coming inside me, Artosis coming inside me!

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Verse 3

You know what's weird though?

Sometimes I'm sitting at work, in meetings

And all I can think about is Artosis coming inside me

My boss is talking about quarterly reports

And I'm just nodding, thinking "Artosis, Artosis, Artosis"

People are starting to notice something's off

They don't understand my need, my desire

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Verse 4

I've been calling doctors, pharmacies, anyone who might help

"Please, I need Artosis to come inside me!"

They hang up, they block my number

Nobody understands what I'm going through!

I've started hanging around medical supply stores

Just waiting, hoping, praying for Artosis

I need it! I NEED it to come inside me!

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Verse 5

Listen, I'm not crazy, I swear

I just need Artosis to come inside me

Is that too much to ask?

I'll do anything! ANYTHING!

Please, I'm begging you! On my knees!

If anyone has Artosis, I'll pay whatever price

Just let it come inside me one more time!

Oh god, I'm sweating, shaking, I can't take it anymore!

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

If I don't get Artosis inside me soon

I don't know what I'll do! I might just snap!

Please, for the love of everything, help me!

Artosis needs to come inside me NOW!