Lil Gooey Menace

Intro

Oh no

He back

Click

Nah

Go

Verse 1

Woke up and my shampoo was gone

Purple handprints all over the sink again

Seriously

He was in the mirror practicing smiles

Looking like a grape with confidence issues

Tryna wink

Got my phone unlocked with my own face

Now he posting weird selfies on my story

Caption says

“Living my truth and also maybe soup”

Bro what does that even mean

Pre-Chorus

He wants the walk

He wants the talk

He wants my favorite hoodie too

Chorus

He is a Ditto

Version of me but somehow way more psycho

Copying my style

Stays for a while

Mimic my life till he starts paying rent

Yeah he is a Ditto

Little blob sleeping inside of my pillow

Post-Chorus

Bluh bluh bluh

Ditto

Bluh bluh bluh

Yeah

Verse 2

Took him to the gym to build some discipline

He turned into the trainer and charged me twice

Petty

Tried to spot me on the bench press set

But his arms turned noodles halfway through

Danger

Now he’s at the juice bar flirting bad

Using my pickup lines with zero rhythm

Painful

Girl said “Are you okay?”

He said “Honestly I think I’m pudding”

Pre-Chorus

He wants the walk

He wants the talk

He wants the way I brush my teeth

Chorus

He is a Ditto

Version of me but somehow way more psycho

Copying my style

Stays for a while

Mimic my life till he starts paying rent

Yeah he is a Ditto

Little blob sleeping inside of my pillow

Bridge

Transformation

Escalation

Identity vacation

Why you gotta steal my laugh

Face like a melted marshmallow

Driving my car with no elbows

Honestly

Kind of impressive

Chorus

He is a Ditto

Version of me but somehow way more psycho

Copying my style

Stays for a while

Mimic my life till he starts paying rent

Yeah he is a Ditto

Little blob sleeping inside of my pillow

Verse 3

Thought maybe he could help with work

Sent him to a meeting wearing business casual

Huge mistake

Boss asked him for the quarterly reports

He transformed into a chair and just sat there

Power move

Then he turned into my landlord somehow

Asked me why my rent was always late

Rude

Now I’m arguing with myself

While he’s eating all my fruit snacks smiling

Post-Chorus

Bluh bluh bluh

Verse 4

Tried to leave him home for one whole day

Came back and he had started my own podcast

Insane

Sitting at the desk with my headphones on

Interviewing a toaster like it had opinions

“Deep stuff”

Now the neighbors think I’ve fully snapped

’Cause he used my voice to yell at squirrels

Outside

Then he signed my name on thirty fan mails

And somehow got us booked for a magic show

Chorus

He is a Ditto

Version of me but somehow way more psycho

Copying my style

Stays for a while

Mimic my life till he starts paying rent

Yeah he is a Ditto

Little blob sleeping inside of my pillow

Outro

I should probably set some boundaries

But he turns into a puppy when I get mad

That feels manipulative honestly

Still cute though

Get back in the ball

Little gooey menace

Yeah

Pokeball closing

Click

…wait where are my keys