Fifteen Twenty Twenty-Five

Verse 1

I bought a plain black coffee

They spun the screen around

Fifteen twenty twenty-five

For a paper cup of brown

The kid just stared right through me

With a finger on the glass

Like my dollar was a verdict

On the kind of man I am

Pre-Chorus

Everybody wants a cut

Everybody wants a slice

I'm paying twice for one small thing

And acting like it's nice

Chorus

I'm done with the screen

Done with the smile

Done with the guilt at the checkout aisle

Ask me once ask me twice

I'll tip you nothing but advice

I'm done I'm done I'm done

Post-Chorus

No no no no

(No no no no)

Not a cent not a cent

(Not a cent not a cent)

Verse 2

Got a burrito at the counter

Punched my order on a pad

Then they flipped the thing and asked me

Was the service good or bad

I hadn't even eaten

I hadn't even sat

You want a medal for the keyboard

And a bow for the iPad

Pre-Chorus

Everyone's a waiter now

Everyone's a host

I'm tipping for the privilege

Of buying my own toast

Chorus

I'm done with the screen

Done with the smile

Done with the guilt at the checkout aisle

Ask me once ask me twice

I'll tip you nothing but advice

I'm done I'm done I'm done

Bridge

Pay your people pay them right

That's a boss's job not mine

I'll be kind I'll be polite

But my wallet's drawing a line

Chorus

I'm done with the screen

Done with the smile

Done with the guilt at the checkout aisle

Ask me once ask me twice

I'll tip you nothing but advice

I'm done I'm done I'm done

Post-Chorus

No no no no

(No no no no)

I'm done I'm done

(I'm done I'm done)