ROLF

Verse 1

Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!

Confess to your crime, stale end piece of white bread!

May the fleas from your cow inflame your rhubarb!

May your nose fester with the rage of olives!

Chorus

The Hat of Discipline!

DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!

All is forgiven.

A burden has been placed on Rolf.

Verse 2

Rolf can see shoddy spot-welding from a distance of twenty goats.

Must Rolf beat some sense into that overcooked noodle that you call a head?!

You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin!

Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser.

Chorus

The Hat of Discipline!

DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!

All is forgiven.

A burden has been placed on Rolf.

Bridge

THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!

Rolf's tractor is not for sale!

Turnip for your thoughts, Kevin?

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf!

Outro

Hello, Ed Boys.

I cannot hear you. I am invisible.

Goodbye. I have gone to the market...