Mr. Pig-Man

Intro

Oink oink

Whoops

(Snort)

Chorus

Now I am the pig man

Living out the pork plan

Glowing in the dark room

Waddling toward my doom

Pig man

Oh pig man

Verse 1

That swine was buzzing in the pan

A triple headed hock

Glittering on the stove

The belly tasted like a battery pack

My ribs began to warp

A curly tail popped out the back

Pre-Chorus

Look at me now

Look at the ham

Look at the mess

Chorus

Now I am the pig man

Living out the pork plan

Glowing in the dark room

Waddling toward my doom

Pig man

Oh pig man

Post-Chorus

Bacon boy

Bacon boy

Sizzle sizzle

Verse 2

Six hungry chefs are scaling the fence

Grinding up their rusty blades

Brandishing a carving fork

I squeal and scramble through the weeds

Hooves clicking on the road

While a thousand starvelings want some beads of fat

Pre-Chorus

See how they run

See how they slice

See how I fry

Chorus

Now I am the pig man

Living out the pork plan

Glowing in the dark room

Waddling toward my doom

Pig man

Oh pig man

Bridge

Run from the butcher

Hide from the crowd

They smell the maple

They talk real loud

I am the breakfast

I am the snack

I am never

Ever coming back

Chorus

Now I am the pig man

Living out the pork plan

Glowing in the dark room

Waddling toward my doom

Pig man

Oh pig man