Mr. Holmes

Verse 1

Mr. Holmes

Please go home

Stinking drunk

It's two in the morning, and the lights have been erased

You still remain

Chorus

I don't need you now, I don't need you anyhow

Talk to me slowly in your voice

Slur your speech, say goodbye, and go away

Verse 2

Mr. Holmes

Stinking drunk

You're still here

Slowly getting annoyed, another hour passes

You need glasses

Chorus

I don't need you now, I don't need you anyhow

Talk to me slowly in your voice

Slur your speech, say goodbye, and go away

Guitar Solo

Verse 3

Mr. Holmes

Please go home

Would you mind?

Are you without a home? Do you need a place to stay?

To your dismay, I say

Chorus

I don't need you now, I don't need you anyhow

Talk to me slowly in your voice

Slur your speech, say goodbye, and go away

Outro

Speak slurred and died a drunk

Speak slurred and died a drunk

Speak slurred, speak slurred

Slurred (Go down in history as a drunk)

Speak slurred and died a drunk (Yes, he did)

Speak slurred and died a drunk (Like most do)

Speak slurred and died a drunk (We all do)

Stole a car, and went the way of Dean