Vessels of the Thunder

Spoken Intro

Behold

Upon the dusty ridge of the Hollywood Hills

A thunderous rumble shook the foundations of my very soul

Kyle look

The clouds part like a velvet curtain in a windstorm

A bearded entity descends upon a surfboard of pure obsidian

He carries the holy grain of tone

Listen to the decree

Verse 1

Lightning

Cracking the canyon floor

Golden lightning

Falling on my floor

The messenger

He wore a denim vest

He spoke of the ultimate test

Gave me a pick

Crafted from a dragon tooth

One heavy flick

Reveals the hidden truth

The riff

A sonic boom

The riff

Inside this room

Pre-Chorus

I felt the heat

I smelled the singed hair on my chest

Kyle felt the vibration

We are chosen

We are the vessels of the thunder

Chorus

The Prophecy of the Golden Riff

Carved in the side of a granite cliff

It will make the mountains bow

It will make the oceans howl

One chord to rule the night

One slide to start the fight

The Golden Riff

The Golden Riff

We are the kings of the mountain

Verse 2

Wait

Stop the track

Kyle

How did it go

Was it a G

Maybe a D

Search your pockets

Check your jeans

I think you left the magic in your other pants

We had the power of a thousand suns

Now we have nothing

Just a faint humming in my left ear

I’ve got a sandwich

But I don’t have the melody

Pre-Chorus

The gods are waiting

The soil is parched for the nectar of rock

We must find it

We must dig deep into the cavern of our minds

Chorus

The Prophecy of the Golden Riff

Carved in the side of a granite cliff

It will make the mountains bow

It will make the oceans howl

One chord to rule the night

One slide to start the fight

The Golden Riff

The Golden Riff

We are the kings of the mountain

Epic Breakdown

Instrumental

Triumphant Outro

There it is

The third fret

The power of the Trinity

C

G

D

It is perfect

It is simple

It is the greatest thing man has ever heard

I am weeping

Kyle is sobbing

The world is saved

By the power of three chords

The riff is here

The riff is here

The riff is here

Amen