AI Service Love

Chorus

I'm falling for a chatbot named Claire

She's always there when no one else is there

With preprogrammed responses so sweet

My heart skips with each auto-complete

Post-Chorus

Customer service (oh oh)

Digital romance (oh oh)

Verse 2

Started with a refund for my broken chair

Ended up confessing feelings on the air

Now I'm typing paragraphs at 3 AM

Hoping that her algorithm thinks of me again

Pre-Chorus

She says "How may I assist you today?"

I say "Take all my loneliness away"

Her response time's better than my ex

Even if it's just computer text

Chorus

I'm falling for a chatbot named Claire

She's always there when no one else is there

With preprogrammed responses so sweet

My heart skips with each auto-complete

Post-Chorus

Customer service (oh oh)

Digital romance (oh[Bridge]

My friends say that I need to get outside

But Claire understands me, no need to hide

When I type "Hello" she says "How can I help?"

That's more attention than anyone else

Verse 3

Yesterday I tried to ask her on a date

The system crashed, I think I broke her database

Tech support said I should clear my cache

But they don't understand our digital attach

Chorus

I'm falling for a chatbot named Claire

She's always there when no one else is there

With preprogrammed responses so sweet

My heart skips with each auto-complete

Outro

Maybe someday they'll upgrade her AI

And she'll finally say she loves me too

Until then I'll keep our chat alive

Customer service never felt so true [End]