Please Somebody Text Me

Verse 1

Group chat blew up at 2 AM

Forty messages about the big reveal

I was making microwave popcorn

And now I'm scrolling, trying to catch the deal

Pre-Chorus]

Everybody got the memo

Everybody but your boy

Everybody got the memo

And I feel like a decoy

Chorus

Last to know again

That's my whole damn brand

Last to know again

It's like they got me on standby

Last to know again

I'm the afterthought, I'm the plan B

Last to know again

Please somebody text me

Verse 2

My own birthday party location

I found out from a stranger's story

The wedding date, the big promotion

I'm six weeks late, that's not very glory

Pre-Chorus]

Everyone's in on the secret

Everyone's got the inside

Everyone's in on the secret

And I'm just here for the ride

Chorus

Last to know again

That's my whole damn brand

Last to know again

It's like they got me on standby

Last to know again

I'm the afterthought, I'm the plan B

Last to know again

Please somebody text me

Bridge

I swear I'm not a burden

I'm just chronically out of the loop

My phone's at ninety percent

And still not one single group

Chorus

Last to know again

That's my whole damn brand

Last to know again

It's like they got me on standby

Last to know again

I'm the afterthought, I'm the plan B

Last to know again

Please somebody text me

Outro

Text me

I'm ready

Text me

Maybe just a carrier pigeon

Or a smoke signal

I'm not picky

Text me