Lyrics
[Verse 1] She keeps a book that I can't read
The pages turn when I'm asleep
Last Tuesday night the kitchen froze
She smiled at me and stirred the pot slow
I saw her talking to the wall
The wall talked back that's not my fault
I love her laugh I love her style
But something's wrong behind that smile
[Chorus] She might be a witch I don't know
She might be a witch I don't care
She might be a witch and I'm scared
But lord I love her derriere
[Verse 2] The neighbors cross the street when we walk
The priest won't shake her hand or talk
Her eyes go black when she gets mad
The best damn night I ever had
She hums a tune I've never heard
It makes the furniture get weird
I packed my bag a dozen times
Then watched her stretch and lost my mind
[Chorus] She might be a witch I don't know
She might be a witch I don't care
She might be a witch and I'm scared
But lord I love her derriere
[Guitar Solo] [Bridge] I tried to leave on Sunday
My car just wouldn't start
I tried again on Monday
She put her hand upon my heart
[Verse 3] Her mother never ages none
Her father vanished with the sun
She told me once she's nine hundred years
Then poured me something strong and clear
I asked her straight if she's a witch
She laughed so hard she made it rain
Said boy you worry way too much
Then did that thing that drives me insane
[Chorus] She might be a witch I don't know
She might be a witch I don't care
She might be a witch and I'm scared
But lord I love her derriere [Guitar Solo]