Litter Robot Blues

intro

(It's mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine)

verse 1

Everyone knows the litter box is her special place

It's where she goes to escape the awful human race

But something terrible has happened

Something she could not foresee

chorus

Moe chee is sad because all of the humans use her litter box

First they were joking but now there's pile after pile (after pile after pile)

Moe chee is sad because all of the humans use her litter box

There's no way her tongue can clean the size of that (after pile after pile)

post-chorus

(It's mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine)

verse 2

Everyone knows the litter robot has her special sauce (that's-a spicy meatball!)

Now when it rotates it jams every time with human waste (oh god!)

Now something terrible has happened

Something she could not forsee

chorus

Moe chee is sad because all of the humans use her litter box

Now it's broken and it won't rotate with the pile after pile (after pile after pile)

Moe chee is sad because all of the humans use her litter box

There's no way her tongue can clean the size of that (after pile after pile)