BioNeksorcist

Check it.

You’re dead, yeah? No respawn.

Stuck in the attic, looking all forlorn.

You need a specialist. A professional.

Don't say the name three times unless you want the smoke.

Listen.

Yo, look.

Man’s been chilling in the dirt, just waiting for the call

I’m the bio-exorcist, standing six-foot-tall.

You got breathers in your crib? Yeah, they’re moving quite pagan

Decorating the walls, probably listening to Reagan.

​I’m the ghost with the most, I’m the head of the scene

Since the Black Plague, baby, I’ve been keeping it mean.

I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred-sixty-seven times

And it keeps getting funnier—every single line.

​You want ‘em out? Say the words, make the vow

I’ll bring the snakes and the spiders, and I’ll do it right now.

I’m a wild card, darling, I’m the king of the dirt

Step to the Juiceman and you’re gonna get hurt.

​Look at my suit—striped down like a jailbird

I’m the nastiest phantom that you ever heard.

Just three little words, don’t stutter, don’t slip

And I’ll send those living lot on a one-way trip.

​The Outro

Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice.

...Go on then. Say the last one.

I'm itching to get out the box.

It’s showtime. No cap.

No dox.

ps Neko thank you for the lovely inspiration

I promise not to use it for world domination

Thank you for tuning in to this station

Much love mates

Peace.