Seven Tons of Funk

Intro

Oh oh

Yeah yeah

Chorus

Stomping down on the asphalt track

Rolling gold and a heavy back

Wide girth in a narrow street

Keeping pace with the funky heat

I am large and I am here

Washing out the urban fear

Drop

Stomp stomp

Heat

Verse 1

Pavement cracks when I plant my feet

Tutu pink and oh so sweet

Traffic jams for miles around

Trombone blares a joyful sound

Taxi horns start to complain

Heavy leather in the rain

Seven tons of happy heart

Watch the concrete tear apart

Pre-Chorus

Moving left

Moving right

Moving through the yellow light

Chorus

Stomping down on the asphalt track

Rolling gold and a heavy back

Wide girth in a narrow street

Keeping pace with the funky heat

I am large and I am here

Washing out the urban fear

Drop

Large large

Heat

Verse 2

Corner store sells sugary treats

Dusty shops and crowded seats

Ice cream melts on a silver horn

Better luck than being born

Sidewalk shrinks to fit my hips

Choco-shake upon my lips

Nothing fits but nothing cares

Shaking off the human stares

Pre-Chorus

Moving fast

Moving slow

Moving everywhere I go

Chorus

Stomping down on the asphalt track

Rolling gold and a heavy back

Wide girth in a narrow street

Keeping pace with the funky heat

I am large and I am here

Washing out the urban fear

Drop

Here here

Funk

Bridge

They see the horn

They see the hide

They see the spirit deep inside

I love my weight

I love my height

I love the way I own the night

Chorus

Stomping down on the asphalt track

Rolling gold and a heavy back

Wide girth in a narrow street

Keeping pace with the funky heat

I am large and I am here

Washing out the urban fear