Rocking the House

Verse 1: Del

Yo, you're not my mama, so quit hollerin' at me (at me)

And if you want my money, then you better come and get me (get me)

'Cause I'll never be afraid of what you're sayin', boy, I'm paid (yeah!)

I'm not the type to let you fools think that I'm faded (faded)

But I'm here to rock the house, you better lock your mouth (mouth)

And if you're scared, then you better get the heck out (hey, hey!)

'Cause you don't want to mess, no, I don't wanna stress (uh-uh)

But I'll break your neck if you step to me, that's a fact, I confess (yo)

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Verse 2: Del

Now, I got the style that'll make your lady go wild (wild)

You better watch how you talk, boy, or you'll end up on trial (yo)

I ain't here to play games, so don't waste my damn time (time)

I'd rather spend it makin' money 'cause that's the bottom line (damn right!)

And when the beat drops, I'll make your heart stop (stop)

And if you wanna get down, then you better bring the whole block (block)

'Cause I'm ready to rumble, and you better not fumble (yo)

It's a lesson you learn hard when you step to me and stumble (hey, hey!)

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Verse 3: Del

Now I'm back on the track with the horns in the back (back)

And I'm kickin' up a racket like a maniac (yo)

You was runnin' your trap, now you're takin' a nap (nap)

While I'm countin' up the paper in my baseball cap (cha-ching!)

See, the trumpet go blap and the piano go clang (clang)

And the people in the party wanna know who I am (who that?)

It's the Funky Homosapien, ain't no other man (no)

And I'm stompin' through the spot with a mic in my hand (yeah!)

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Verse 4: Del

I don't stutter, I don't stammer when I'm pickin' up the grammar (no)

I'm a hammer to a amateur, you better call your mama (mama!)

'Cause I'm sicker than a cold and I'm bolder than a boulder (bold)

And I'm older than the story that you told about the soldier (uh-huh)

Now the horns hit the switch and the rhythm start to twitch (twitch)

And I'm scratchin' like an itch that you never gonna ditch (ditch)

So bring the whole crew, we ain't leavin' 'til it's through (through)

And if you ain't with the funk, then the funk ain't with you (nope!)

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Verse 5: Del

Let me flip the cadence, take it to a different place (place)

With a little more space so you feel it in your face (face)

I ain't chasin' no trend, I'm the trend that they chase (chase)

When I'm done with the mic, leave a smile on your face (ha!)

Now the brass come through like a one-two punch (punch)

And the drummer in the back keep it funky for the lunch (lunch)

I don't need no permission, I don't ask for no pass (no)

I just walk up in the party and I shake up the glass (shake it!)

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Verse 6: Del

Yo, the horns get jazzy, make the whole room hazy (hazy)

And I'm flowin' so lazy that it's drivin' you crazy (crazy)

You can try to imitate but your copy come out shady (shady)

While I'm sittin' at the top like a king with my lady (king!)

Now the strings start to swell and the story I tell (tell)

Is a lesson for the fellas that be ringin' my bell (bell)

So remember the name when you're hearin' the sound (sound)

Del the Funky Homosapien, I'm the talk of the town (town!)

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