Picasso on Two Left Feet

Intro

Yeeee-hoooo whohoho

Heeerhe hahoho

Oooooooooo haaaaaaaa

Eeeeeee

Verse 1

Bartender's pouring double shots

I'm counting ceiling fans and losing count

The floor is doing funny wiggles

My left shoe's gone on a little stroll

Pre-Chorus

Three more rounds and I'll be fluent

In a language made of wobbles

Chorus

Yeeee-hoooo whohoho

I'm Picasso on two left feet

Heeerhe hahoho

Painting circles down the street

Oooooooooo haaaaaaaa

Gravity forgot my name

Eeeeeee yeah yeah

Verse 2

Tried to pet a parking meter

Told the moon she's beautiful

Folded pizza like a fortune

Ate the napkin thinking paper's fine

Pre-Chorus

My best friend's now a lamppost

And we're having great debates

Chorus

Yeeee-hoooo whohoho

I'm Picasso on two left feet

Heeerhe hahoho

Painting circles down the street

Oooooooooo haaaaaaaa

Gravity forgot my name

Eeeeeee yeah yeah

Breakdown

Flexing hard at a stop sign

Winning fights with the sidewalk

Trying hard not to be a weirdo

Failing beautifully in style

Chorus

Yeeee-hoooo whohoho

I'm Picasso on two left feet

Heeerhe hahoho

Painting circles down the street

Oooooooooo haaaaaaaa

Gravity forgot my name

Eeeeeee yeah yeah