Weird Little Country Line

Verse 1

My tractor hums in Portuguese

The scarecrow wears my Sunday tie

I taught the rooster how to waltz

He only steps on my left foot

Grandma keeps a jar of thunder

Says it cures the Monday blues

Pre-Chorus

And I don't know why

The moon follows me home

I don't know why

Chorus

Weird little world out on County Line

The cows all vote and the pigs design

Weird little world and it's mine all mine

Dogs wear hats and the clocks unwind

(Unwind unwind)

Post-Chorus

Yee-haw yodel-o

Yee-haw yodel-ay

Verse 2

My mailbox argues with the rain

The barn door squeaks in Japanese

I found a map to my own backyard

It led me straight to my own knees

The creek runs backward every June

Just to mess with the Baptists

Pre-Chorus

And I don't know why

The stars keep rearranging

I don't know why

Chorus

Weird little world out on County Line

The cows all vote and the pigs design

Weird little world and it's mine all mine

Dogs wear hats and the clocks unwind

(Unwind unwind)

Post-Chorus

Yee-haw yodel-o

Yee-haw yodel-ay

Bridge

If you find my porch light blinking

That's the signal that I'm thinking

That the hay bales talk in riddles

And the crickets play the fiddle

Chorus

Weird little world out on County Line

The cows all vote and the pigs design

Weird little world and it's mine all mine

Dogs wear hats and the clocks unwind

(Unwind unwind)

Post-Chorus

Yee-haw yodel-o

Yee-haw yodel-ay

Yodel-o yodel-ay