Basement Chronicles

Wait, this isn't gonna play

We just want to make money, man, can we get back to it?

Verse 1

This was a time when we was all at the VP's

Hangin' in the basement

Cole, Caleb, Bryce, and Jake

Yvan and Zach were there too, had to make 'em face it

We were all drinkin', this was the night that I won't forget

Vodka and Tweas, yeah, we had the whole basement set

Verse 2

But we had this issue of goin' to the bathroom too much

Now, that's lookin' real suspicious, uh

Then Caleb and Bryce went upstairs together

Man, that was the dumbest decision, uh

And that's when Brynlee saw 'em from the top of the stairs

She ran downstairs, saw the cans everywhere

Verse 3

She was terrified of the punishment she might get

She ran back up the steps yellin' "MOM" at the top of her chest

We poured that bottle of vodka down the sink

Then we had to take our punishment, what did you think?

We lost our parkin', had to park at Walmart across the street

Verse 4

Yvan had to pick us up, but we didn't rat

Because it was Yvan who did a lot

One day he was pickin' up Caleb and Jake

Yvan wasn't payin' attention, he got in a wreck

In the Walmart lot with this guy from the Middle East

We couldn't understand what he was sayin' at all, at least

Verse 5

Yvan's parents drove to the scene, his dad jumped out

He and the dude started fightin', they was both goin' out

A police officer had to jump in 'cause it was such a mess

But they broke it up and ended it, we had to confess

Outro

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