Flap Your Wings and Shake Your Pants

Verse 1

On Christmas Eve, a chicken came,

All sparkly feathers, what a game!

He ate some cookies, one, two, three,

Then started dancing around the tree!

Chorus

Dance, dance, Christmas dance!

Flap your wings and shake your pants!

One hundred toys are on their way,

It's a chicken Christmas holiday!

Verse 2

A pink little chicken rang the bell,

He made a noise that sounded swell!

A flying unicorn came to play,

And took our chicken far away!

Chorus

Dance, dance, Christmas dance!

Flap your wings and shake your pants!

One hundred toys are on their way,

It's a chicken Christmas holiday!

Bridge

The chicken clucked, the unicorn flew,

Santa shouted, "Who are you?"

The reindeer laughed, the elves all sang,

And chicken bells went CLUCK-CLUCK-CLANG!

Final Chorus

Dance, dance, Christmas dance!

Flap your wings and shake your pants!

Pink unicorns are leading the way,

It's the funniest Christmas Day!

Everybody shout... FUNNY!!!