Gronk the Raging Barbarian

Intro

(Mm-hmm, strumming the lute)

Oh, gather round ye folks and hear a tale

Verse 1

Gronk the Barbarian came to town last week

Got into a fight and now his face is still red and bleak

Someone bumped his shoulder down at the Broken Keg Inn

Now he's been raging ever since, stuck right where he's been

Pre-Chorus

He's been flexing for a fortnight, can't unclench his hands

The barmaid says, "Sit down, love," but he don't understand

Chorus

He's always raging, always raging

Can't find the off switch, pages never fading

Gronk the Barbarian, stuck in berserker mode

Seven days of fury walking down the road

Always raging, always raging

His therapist suggested maybe just some breathing

Verse 2

He tried to order breakfast but he smashed the wooden plate

The farmer's wife brought oats and he just yelled, "IT IS TOO LATE!"

He tried to milk a cow and he headbutted the fence

The cow just looked at Gary like, "This doesn't make no sense"

Pre-Chorus

His knuckles are all bleeding from punching stone all day

The children throw him flowers but he growls and runs away

Chorus

He's always raging, always raging

Can't find the off switch, pages never fading

Gronk the Barbarian, stuck in berserker mode

Seven days of fury walking down the road

Always raging, always raging

His therapist suggested maybe just some breathing

Bridge

I saw him at the river trying to catch a fish

He screamed so loud the water fled—there went his whole dish

The wizard tried a calming spell, it bounced right off his chest

Gronk just yelled "I'M CALM!" and punched a hole right through his vest

Chorus

He's always raging, always raging

Can't find the off switch, pages never fading

Gronk the Barbarian, stuck in berserker mode

Seven days of fury walking down the road

Always raging, always raging

He's always raging