Hoggdot is all you need

It's a hoggdot!

Verse 1

It's as small as a little finger, but it's gigantic

It's a small pink body with a cute green little baby head

It's got two eyes, it's got four legs with little green feet

It's a hoggdot, and it's everything you need!

Verse 2

It's not a baby, it's not an axolotl or a frog

It's not a cat, it's not a pig, it's not a dog

It's not a mouse, it's not a lizard, it's not a fish

It's a hoggdot, it's everything you could wish!

Verse 3

You don't need to buy it, you don't need to build it

You don't need to find it 'cause you already got it

It's not your brother, it's not your sister, it's not your dad

It's your hoggdot, it's everything you never [Verse 4]

You can't see it, but you can hear it

You can't smell it, but you can fear it

You can't taste it, but you can touch it

It's your hoggdot, but please, don't touch it!

Outro

Hoggdot!