May no Man Slepe in youre Halle

May no man sleep in your hall

For dogs,

Madam,

For dogs,

Madam,

But if he have a tent of fifteen inches

With two clogs

To drive away the dogs,

Madam.

Blessed be such clogs

That give such bangs

Between my lady's legs

To drive away the dogs,

Madam.

May no man sleep in your hall

For rats,

Madam,

For rats,

Madam,

But if he have a tent of fifteen inches

With leathern knobs

To drive away the rats,

Madam.

Blessed be such knobs

That give such strokes

Under my lady's lap

To drive away the rats,

Madam.

May no man sleep in your hall

For flies,

Madam,

For flies,

Madam,

But if he have a tent of fifteen inches

With such buttons

To drive away the flies,

Madam.

Blessed be such buttons

That make such furors

Between my lady's thighs

To drive away the flies,

Madam.