Bottomless Bottle

Verse 1

Left my worries on the dashboard, out on Highway 9

Clocked out at five, but I’ve been gone since nine-oh-five

Got a little black dress that’s seen better days

And a group of wild girls ready to raise some haze

Bartender knows me, doesn't need to ask

Just slides a double shot right across the glass

Chorus

Yeah, I’m drinkin’ till the memory of him ain't got a chance

Double-fisted, crazy-eyed, doin’ a little dance

Ain't lookin’ for love, I’m looking for the bottom of this bottle

Giving up the steering wheel and pushing down the throttle

Don't worry 'bout the hangover, that's a tomorrow problem

Tonight I’m gettin’ messy, yeah I’m getting fuckin’ awesome!

Verse 2

Smoke in the air, neon buzzing in my brain

Feeling like a freight train, out in the pouring rain

Somebody just bought a round of something fire-proof

I’m on the table dancing, tearing up the roof

Found a new best friend, I think her name is Brenda

If I don’t pass out, I’m definitely gonna offend ya!

Chorus

Yeah, I’m drinkin’ till the memory of him ain't got a chance

Double-fisted, crazy-eyed, doin’ a little dance

Ain't lookin’ for love, I’m looking for the bottom of this bottle

Giving up the steering wheel and pushing down the throttle

Don't worry 'bout the hangover, that's a tomorrow problem

Tonight I’m gettin’ messy, yeah I’m getting fuckin’ awesome!

Bridge

They say "Slow down, girl, you’ve had too much"

I say "Watch me, boy," and I pour another clutch

If I can still stand, I ain't drunk enough yet

Gonna make this whole town a night they won't forget!

Chorus

Yeah, I’m drinkin’ till the memory of him ain't got a chance

Double-fisted, crazy-eyed, doin’ a little dance

Ain't lookin’ for love, I’m looking for the bottom of this bottle

Giving up the steering wheel and pushing down the throttle

Don't worry 'bout the hangover, that's a tomorrow problem

Tonight I’m gettin’ messy, yeah I’m getting fuckin’ awesome!

Yeah, we’re tearing up the night!

Hey bartender, keep 'em coming!

Outro-Laughing, guitar distortion fades out

Don't ever let the music stop.