Geebowhollow

Intro

I have wandered these lands both high and low,

With nothing but my boots and lute in tow.

I saw a goat upon the trail one day,

I asked it where to go; and, it pointed the way.

And that is how I found the town,

Oh, the great town of Geebowhollow!

Verse 1

I saw a sign hanging from a nail,

It read "The Crooked Spruce" in crooked detail.

I flagged down the barmaid and asked for some ale,

She poured me turnip juice from a rusty pail.

Chorus

Oh Geebowhollow, Geebowhollow,

The mayor is a gnome colored green,

And the tavern is run by a magic bean.

Strangest town I've ever seen.

Verse 2

There was a dwarf wrestling out in the street,

With a human-sized chicken upon two feet.

The cows were blue with great human toes,

And purple bone carrots were sold in rows.

Chorus

Oh Geebowhollow, Geebowhollow,

The mayor is a gnome colored green,

And the tavern is run by a magic bean.

Strangest town I've ever seen.

Verse 3

A wizard was arguing with one of the chairs,

The chair shouted, "You've misplaced your affairs!"

The wizard turned the chair into a fat black rat,

And said, "I will do worse if you don't take that back!"

Verse 4

I wandered the market to purchase some bread,

When a headless old baker approached me instead.

He asked for three silver or my firstborn's face.

How can he speak? I must get out of this place!

Chorus

Oh Geebowhollow, Geebowhollow,

The mayor is a gnome colored green,

And the tavern is run by a magic bean.

Strangest town I've ever seen.

Verse 5

I asked an old woman, "What happened here?"

She laughed and she poured me a mug full of beer.

"Nothing is strange here, there's nothing to fear."

Then turned into a horse and disappeared.

Verse 6

I put down the drink that she gave me,

Packed up my lute and decided to flee.

The gate grew a mouth and screamed at me,

"How dare you try and leave!"

Final Chorus

Oh Geebowhollow, Geebowhollow,

The mayor is a gnome colored green,

And the tavern is run by a magic bean.

Strangest town I've ever seen.

Oh Geebowhollow, Geebowhollow,

The mayor is a gnome colored green,

And the tavern is run by a magic bean.

Strangest town I've ever seen.