Unc Went Atomic (Too Stoned)

Verse 1

Unc

Bought a bag

Smelled like diesel and wet grass

Found a lighter

Stripped the wire

He sat down on the front porch

Boom

Big blast

Window glass

Turned to sand

House is gone

Front lawn

Looked like Mars

Blackened cars

Left a crater where he stood

Poor neighborhood

He took a hit

Everything split

Splattered paint

Feeling faint

Head is ringing

Birdies singing

What a trip

Watch it rip

Chorus

Kaboom

Kaboom

Unc got way too high

Pow

Pow

Blew him to the sky

Kaboom

Kaboom

He fell through the roof

Boom

Boom

That's the living proof

Post-Chorus

Kaboom

Kaboom

Pow

Pow

Kaboom

Kaboom

Verse 2

Dust

Settling down

Unc is wearin a drywall crown

Coughing smoke

Funny joke

Neighbors running

Sun is stunning

Look at him

Bent a rim

Crawled out the ditch

Twitched a bit

Hair is frizzy

Feeling dizzy

Total wreck

Check his neck

He just laughed

Splits a draft

Said it's fire

High wire

Watch out

When he shout

Pop

Crackle

Sizzle

Fizzle

Tasted the lightning

Scary and frightening

Still holding the bowl

Lost his soul

Chorus

Kaboom

Kaboom

Unc got way too high

Pow

Pow

Blew him to the sky

Kaboom

Kaboom

He fell through the roof

Boom

Boom

That's the living proof

Bridge

The garage went bang

The metal went clang

The doorbell rang

And the sirens sang

Bang

Clang

Rang

Sang

Whiz

Whirr

Everything a blur

Chorus

Kaboom

Kaboom

Unc got way too high

Pow

Pow

Blew him to the sky

Kaboom

Kaboom

He fell through the roof

Boom

Boom

That's the living proof

Post-Chorus

Kaboom

Kaboom

Pow

Pow

Kaboom

Kaboom

Outro

Zzzzt

Boom

Snap

Unc needs a nap

Pow