Requiem for a Warm Batch

VERSE 1

Me wake up sheets all sticky

Not from milk, no something more thick-y

Me smell it in the air

Warm dough rising everywhere

Me hand reach down find that soft place

Where the chocolate chips hide they face

Oh the batch it call me name

Me wanna eat it fresh and hot from the flame

Me no want no ladyfinger

Me want something make me linger

CHORUS

GIMME THAT COOKIE!

GIMME THAT COOKIE!

Make it BIG! Make it THICK!

Make it ooze when me take first lick!

VERSE TWO

In the dark of me kitchen night

Me find the one oooh, what a sight

So round so brown so full of chunks

Me wanna split it open with me hungry tongue

Me spread the buttercream so wide

Me dive in deep no need to hide

The crumbs they fall on me bare chest

Me eat me way down me know the rest

Oh the texture it so raw

Me lick the spatula me want it all

This no snack this a whole damn meal

Seven inches mmmmm appeal

CHORUS

EAT THE COOKIE! EAT THE COOKIE!

EAT THE COOKIE TILL IT BREAK!

FILL ME UP! MAKE ME QUAKE!

GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT NOW!

ME SWEAT! ME SHOUT! ME MOAN!

VERSE THREE

Me never share this mine alone

Me work that dough with meaty bone

Of me arm so powerful so strong

Knead it! Pound it! All Night Long!

The oven hot... me hotter still

Me press me face to window sill

Watch it rise... watch it grow.

Me can't take no more. Me gotta......

LOSING GENDER SPECULATIVE HIS SANITY

SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOMETHING TO PUT IN ME MOUTH!

SOMETHING CHEWY! SOMETHING GOOEY! FRESH FROM THE SOUTH

OF THE BAKING PAN! OH GOD! ME TONGUE SO TIRED BUT ME CAN'T STOP!

SWEET NECTAR OF THE WHEAT! MAKE THE TREAT COMPLETE!

CHORUS

GIMME THAT COOKIE! GIMME THAT COOKIE!

GIMME ME THAT WARM DELICIOUS ROOKIE!

IN ME BELLY! DOWN ME THROAT!

EVERY SINGLE NOTE!

CRUMBS! CREAM! FILLING SO THICK!

ME TAKE IT ALL—ME TAKE IT QUICK!

SAVORY AND SWEET AND WARM AND WET

ME EAT THAT COOKIE TILL ME SWEAT!

OUTRO

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