Reginald uncle Rupert thomas' dental hygiene benefit band Reprise

Introduction (Instrumental)

Verse

Reginald scrapes at the yellowed bones

Sucking in gin with a rotten moan

Uncle Rupert spits on the marble floor

Red-faced Thomas cursing, goes back for more

Lips stained purple, damn cigarette burns

Standing in a room where the last tooth turns

Bridge (Instrumental)

Refrain

All for the show, for the bastard crowd

Wicked grins when the drill goes loud

Laugh if you want at their cursed routine

Bloody teeth never come back clean

Bridge

Blood on the mirror, spit out the truth

Tell the old liar he’s wasted his youth

Dripping the whiskey in battered white cups

Nothing they lost will ever add up

Verse

Five filthy hands and a blackened tooth

They never learned how to swallow the proof

Twisted old dentist, raving and wild

Drags his own brother from off the tiled

Reginald’s shouting, the crowd’s gone mad

Rupert keeps poking at wounds he had

Verse

Dragging the barrels of old broken teeth

Rupert’s got secrets clenched underneath

Dirty white coats stained red with the fight

Reginald’s laughing at dead men tonight

Thomas is barking, veins bulge in his neck

The gods of bad hygiene cash their last check