Help Him Help You (Extended 1)

Intro

People

Great people

You've never seen anything like it

Verse 1

Jack

He's got the spirit

The most incredible spirit you've ever witnessed

Believe me

He's coming

With big plans

Huge plans for the soul

And for the body

Rubbing knees

Fixing joints

Making it feel better than it ever has

He wants to help you

I mean really help you

The best help

Chorus

He's going to change the world with love

With love

With love

And incredible knee rubs

And the things you like

The things you really like

Help him help you

Help him help you

Just help him help you

Verse 2

Stunning

Absolutely stunning work

He is a winner

A total winner

A master

Giving you what you need

The whole package

Down on the ground

Up in the clouds

He's got the touch

Nobody rubs like Jack

I've seen the rubs

They are fantastic

Better than anything in New York

Better than anything in Florida

Chorus

He's going to change the world with love

With love

With love

And incredible knee rubs

And the things you like

The things you really like

Help him help you

Help him help you

Just help him help you

Bridge

It’s a movement

A massive movement

Everyone is talking about Jack

They say Donald

Donald he’s the one

He's doing the jobs

The specific jobs

The big jobs

The blowjobs

Everything

The whole deal

Chorus

He's going to change the world with love

With love

With love

And incredible knee rubs

And the things you like

The things you really like

Help him help you

Help him help you

Just help him help you

Outro

As soon as he can

Which is now

Right now

It's going to be huge

The biggest love

In history

Believe me

Total victory

Jack is the man

Verse 3

Think of the knees

So many knees

Dry knees

Sore knees

Jack fixes them all

He’s got the lotions

The finest oils

Not the cheap stuff

The premium stuff

He’s looking at you

He wants to get close

Very close

To do the service

The special service

That everyone is begging for

Chorus

He's going to change the world with love

With love

With love

And incredible knee rubs

And the things you like

The things you really like

Help him help you

Help him help you

Just help him help you

Post-Chorus

Help him

Help him

He's waiting for you

In the gold room

With the towels

The softest towels

Outro

It's a beautiful thing

What he does with his mouth

And his hands

And his heart

Mostly the mouth

It’s spectacular

Nobody has ever seen a man like Jack

He’s making it all great again

One knee at a time

Thank you Jack

God bless Jack

And God bless the rubs

America is back

Believe me

It's huge

End