Women on Neptune

Verse 1

I saw a woman on Neptune

She had her head down in the clouds

She said to me, "I'm sorry, dear

I thought you were my man"

Verse 2

I said, "I'm not your man, oh no

I was just passing by

But since I'm here, might as well

Give your planet a try"

Verse 3

She said, "You know that's quite like me

I came from the Milky Way

I've been here for quite a while

But I still haven't found the way"

Verse 4

I said, "Well, maybe there's a chance

You could go and take a look

But I'm afraid the price of tickets

Is more than you can afford"

Verse 5

She said, "Oh, I don't mind paying

I'd give my eyes and my ears

If you could just help me find

The way I've been seeking for years"

Verse 6

I said, "Well, I could give you a lift

If you don't mind the price

I hope you won't take advantage

Of my generosity and kindness"

Verse 7

She said, "Well, you can't be all that bad

Let's just try it for a while

In the meantime, I can give you

A little Neptune style"

Verse 8

She said, "Don't you think that's nice, dear?

Don't you think I'm pretty good?

If you had a girlfriend here

You'd treat her like you know you should"

Verse 9

I said, "Well, I'm not your boyfriend

I was just being kind

But now you've got me thinking

'Bout the girl I left behind"

Verse 10

She said, "Well, maybe if you're lucky

I can help you find her too

But that's going to cost you extra

It depends on what you do"

Outro

Woman on Neptune

Woman on Neptune

Woman on Neptune

Woman on Neptune