Dumb Reed, Mad Reed

Verse 1

No brain

No soul

Just muddy roots in a swampy hole

A stupid weed from a dirty ditch

Is now a crazy city-breaking bitch

It marches hard on the asphalt road

Exploding trucks with a heavy load

Slaps the Mayor right in the face

Turns the town to a fucking waste

Chorus

Dumb reed

Mad reed

Faster than a bullet on a meth speed

Smashing the towers

Crashing the light

We're all gonna die in a swampy fight

Dumb reed

Green freak

Alien portal in a dirty creek

Verse 2

Stands in the square and waves its leaf

Waves its leaf

Called out to the sky like a fallen chief

Hey alien bros

I'm your cousin green

Bring down the lasers

Drop a few dozen

Saucers arrive

The aliens stare

Why did this plant even call us there

Chorus

Dumb reed

Mad reed

Faster than a bullet on a meth speed

Smashing the towers

Crashing the light

We're all gonna die in a swampy fight

Dumb reed

Green freak

Alien portal in a dirty creek

Bridge

Army came

Reed was dry

Autumn came

Time to die

Wind just blew

Fluff went KABOOM

Alien ship

Vanished in the gloom

Outro

City in ashes

Weed is the king

What a dumb fucking thing

Hoy

Hoy

Hoy