Scary Story

Intro

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Verse 1

Hey kids!

Do you like violence?

Let your mind break exactly like mine did?

Wanna hear a story 'bout a clown needing medicated?

Ugly Uugy with the bat, Saturday morning animated

Sweet obsession, skull-crushin'

Sweet (CRACK!) Babe Ruth with the home run

Have a little fun — crack that sweet coconut

I tell it like a Kubrick movie scene

Coulda been a daydream

Coulda been a nightmare

Coulda been visions of something that wasn't there

Coulda been from sipping lean

This is Halloween!

Coulda been the Methadone in my bloodstream

Chorus

Come around

Gather round

Its time for a scary story

Solemn trance

Just a glance

Into my mind and all its glory

Somethings wrong

But I'm having fun

What can you do?

Just listen in

Feet frozen

By a story of a clown on the loose

Verse 2

It's a bitter horror story

One such gory

Brain matter splattered over Ole Glory

Loudmouth left the bar talkin' slick

In my version he didn't get far that's the trick

He wanted the gallows

I said what's the fun in that?

Then I told him the punchline

And I woke up laughin' with a baseball bat

How'd I get here?

Does it really matter?

As I stand dazed looking at the blood splatter

It's a horror scene, scream queen

I just smiled and let it rain

Jumpin' around like House of Pain

No more nuggets, sweet nothings

No more tunin' in to Bob Saget

Ugly Uugy playin' Whack It

(Whoop whoop) in the alleyway light

If I'm lyin' I'm flyin'

If I'm not (hahahaha) goodnight

Chorus

Come around

Gather round

Its time for a scary story

Solemn trance

Just a glance

Into my mind and all its glory

Somethings wrong

But I'm having fun

What can you do?

Just listen in

Feet frozen

By a story of a clown on the loose

Bridge

Now they say I'm losing it

Yeah maybe I'm losing it

There ain't no hiding it

Might as well be accepting it

Now they say I'm losing it

Yeah maybe I'm losing it

There ain't no hiding it

Might as well be accepting it

It's just who I am

I dont give a damn

Nothing to do about it

No changing it

No replacing it

No fighting it

Chorus

Come around

Gather round

Its time for a scary story

Solemn trance

Just a glance

Into my mind and all its glory

Somethings wrong

But I'm having fun

What can you do?

Just listen in

Feet frozen

By a story of a clown on the loose

Come around

Gather round

Its time for a scary story

Solemn trance

Just a glance

Into my mind and all its glory

Somethings wrong

But I'm having fun

What can you do?

Just listen in

Feet frozen

By a story of a clown on the loose

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