Backwoods Encounter

Intro

{Sound of a low electronic hum mixed with a buzzing bug zapper}

{Heavy, rhythmic bass starts: Thump-thump-thump-thump}

Verse 1

Duh-duh-duh-duh

What the heck are you saying?

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Probably speaking some Spanglish

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Oh my God, he's a alien

He's a foreigner, ain't he?

Duh-duh-duh-duh

No, not from Mexico, Bradon

Duh-duh-duh-duh

He crashed for the pavement

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Dummy, that's a spaceship!

Bridge 1

We found the location

Precise, sneak in and take him

Retrieve the spaceship with no hesitations

Don't let the locals know that we survey them

Open with force if they make altercations

Good gracious, how did they make this?

Go get my tools and some soda cases

What in tarnation’s made by aliens?

Like Toyota, dummy, that's Asian

Got him!

Verse 2

Duh-duh-duh-duh

What the heck are you saying?

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Those are government agents

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Knock it off, he's a harmless Asian

Ugh, we're preventing invasions!

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Whooh, stop illegal immigration!

Bradon! Oh, right, he's not for the taking

Stand back, we're protecting the nation

Please, you ain't no patriot!

Bridge 2

Oh, that's enough

You're men in black, OK, so what?

You may have blasters, you got the tux

But we have the tractors, we got the trucks

You dirty rascals better give up

Tracking aliens and beating them up

Don't defy us, we're authority, yuck

It's a trailer park, we don't give a—

What, they fixed it!

Verse 3

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Wait, he’s pointing a gadget

Duh-duh-duh-duh

Is that a weapon or a magnet?

He’s clicking a button, the engine is humming

The agents are running, the sheriff is coming!

Bradon, get down! He’s checking his map

He just wanted a snack and a twenty-minute nap

He ain’t here to conquer, he ain’t here to lead

He just ran out of fuel for his flying steed!

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