Epic Rap Battle: Jesus vs Satan

Intro

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Oh oh

Here we go

Pick a side

Chorus

Welcome to the main event the final showdown

Heavens against the pit when the lights go down

The Lamb and the Serpent going toe to toe

One brings the high while the other stays low

One brings the high while the other stays low

Verse 1

Jesus

You claim you got the juice and the kingdoms too

But every soul you borrow is a copy of the true

Looking like a dragon but you're just a little lizard

Living in the basement acting like a dark wizard

Check my footwear walking on the rolling tide

You're stuck underground while I'm catching a ride

Nobody likes a loser with a pitchfork in his hand

I own the ocean and I own the sand

Pre-Chorus

He thinks he is clever

But I am forever

Check the score

He is hit the floor

Verse 2

Devil

You talk about forever but you're locked in the past

I rule the shadows where the real shadows cast

Keep your little sandals and your walking on the sea

The whole world is down here whispering to me

You offer them bread but they want a real bite

I give them the fire while you give them the light

So polish your crown and sit tight on your throne

But look at the Earth because it's mine alone

Chorus

moderator

Welcome to the main event the final showdown

Heavens against the pit when the lights go down

The Lamb and the Serpent going toe to toe

One brings the high while the other stays low

One brings the high while the other stays low

Verse 3

Jesus

That red suit is tacky and your horns are tiny

My crown is golden and my future is shiny

Try to temp me with some snacks in the heat

I'm the Bread of Life I got plenty to eat

You keep a list but I carry the eraser

Running after shadows like a silly little chaser

Zip your lip because you already lost the crown

Your whole operation is just melting down

Pre-Chorus

He thinks he is clever

But I am forever

Check the score

He is hit the floor

Verse 4

Devil

You think you can erase what is written in stone?

I'm building an empire right under your throne

Call my suit tacky but I dress to command

While you're out there bleeding all over the sand

Your operation is a ghost in the sky

My people are real and they know how to fly

So keep your little snacks and your holiday bread

I'm running the show while you're talking to the dead

Chorus

moderator

Welcome to the main event the final showdown

Heavens against the pit when the lights go down

The Lamb and the Serpent going toe to toe

One brings the high while the other stays low

One brings the high while the other stays low

Drop

Low low

Go low

Bridge

Light it up

Put it out

No more doubt

Hear me shout

Verse 5

Jesus

You talk a big game but you're trapped in the cage

I already wrote the final words on the page

The grave couldn't hold me, I broke through the stone

And I didn't just win, I reclaimed the whole throne

Your empire's falling, it's turning to dust

The fire you bragged about burned out your trust

The battle is finished, I'm taking the crown

Game over, look up, 'cause you're staying way down

Chorus

moderator

Welcome to the main event the final showdown

Heavens against the pit when the lights go down

The Lamb and the Serpent going toe to toe

One brings the high while the other stays low

One brings the high while the other stays low

Outro

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And that is the bell, the battle is done!

The Serpent is crushed, and the King has won!

He stays high, the devil stays low!

Jesus takes the crown, and that's the end of the show!