Sue-per Mario Bros

Intro

Uh-oh

Look out

Verse 1

Bobby made a pixel art fan art in his garage

Thinking he was giving Mario a sweet homage

Next day seven lawyers wearing suits arrived in vans

Carrying a folder filled with scary legal plans

The summons was printed on the skin of a Bowser boss

Telling little Bobby he was going to bear the loss

He lost his bike his lunch money and even his front door

Because he used a shade of green that's trademarked evermore

They seized his collection of trading cards and his pet cat

Claiming copyright infringement over whiskers just like that

Chorus

N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O

The corporate giants coming for your soul

Cease and desist delivered by a toad

Legal fees as long as rainbow road

If you draw a plumber they will sue

And take the shirt right off of you

Post-Chorus

Mario Mario

Going bankrupt Mario

Verse 2

Mrs Higginbotham knitted sweaters for the neighborhood

She put a pointy yellow ear where no pointy ear should

Now she's living in a pipe beneath the subway station

For violating assets of the whole pocket nation

Lawsuits raining down just like a falling Tetris block

Locking every single grandma in a legal block

She traded in her rocking chair to pay the court fine

But she's still prohibited from crossing over the state line

They checked her bingo cards and found a suspicious star

Now they've got a lien upon her husband's rusty car

Chorus

N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O

The corporate giants coming for your soul

Cease and desist delivered by a toad

Legal fees as long as rainbow road

If you draw a plumber they will sue

And take the shirt right off of you

Post-Chorus

Mario Mario

Going bankrupt Mario

interlude

Verse 3

A local pizza place tried a themed party on a Tuesday night

With boxes flagged and hats pulled compliance-tight

Ninjas broke the window dropping through the smoky tiles

Suing every patron and even the kid in the ball pit pile

The owner tried to run away but slipped on a peel

Facing twenty years in prison without appeal

Your memories belong to them so watch what you imagine

The lawyers keep on stalking like a fire breathing dragon

Even if you dream about a monkey or a mushroom spree

Expect a bill for usage sent from Tokyo C-O-D

Final Chorus

N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O

The corporate giants coming for your soul

Cease and desist delivered by a toad

Legal fees as long as rainbow road

If you draw a plumber they

And take the shirt right off of you

Post-Chorus

Mario Mario

Going bankrupt Mario

outro

Yeah

Spell it out for the jury

N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O

Oh no

I'm broke

Game over

Mama mia

“This composition is an unauthorized parody and subject to enforcement.

All references to plumbers, pipes, and coins are hereby disputed intellectual property.

Cease and desist remains active across the entire Mushroom-adjacent domain.

Further singing may constitute additional infringement"