Master of Sandwiches

End of morning snack

Fridge calling my name

I am your source of lunchtime construction

Bread

Bread that is stacked so tall

Mustard dripping small

Leading on your tasty lunch production

Taste me you will see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I am feeding you

Come biting faster

Obey your master

Your lunch burns faster

Obey your master master

Master of sandwiches I am stacking your tray

Twisting your taste buds and spreading the way

Blinded by mayo you cannot see a thing

Just call my name because I will bring the bling

Master master

Just call my name because I will bring the bling

Master master

Pickles in the mix

Never let them slip

Cheese and ham are shining much clearer

Veggie monopoly

Peanut butter dip

Chop your carrots on a mirror

Taste me you will see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I am feeding you

Come biting faster

Obey your master

Your lunch burns faster

Obey your master master

Master of sandwiches I am stacking your tray

Twisting your taste buds and spreading the way

Blinded by mayo you cannot see a thing

Just call my name because I will bring the bling

Master master

Just call my name because I will bring the bling

Master master

Master master

Where is the bread that I have been after

Master master

You promised only rye

Laughter laughter

All I hear is crunching laughter

Laughter laughter

Chewing through my pie

Pickles chips and ham

Natural habitat

Just a bite without a reason

Never ending tray

Drifting through buffet

Now your lunch is out of season

I will occupy

I will toast your rye

I will run through you

Now I rule your stew

Come biting faster

Obey your master

Your lunch burns faster

Obey your master master

Master of sandwiches I am stacking your tray

Twisting your taste buds and spreading the way

Blinded by mayo you cannot see a thing

Just call my name because I will bring the bling

Master master

Just call my name because I will bring the bling

Master master

Kazoo/Fart Sound Interlude

Verse 4

Crunching through my lunch, crumbs all on the floor

Napkin army rising, stacking more and more

Mayonnaise explosion, got it on my sleeve

Every bite a journey, I refuse to leave

Refrain

Taste buds overload

Built this carb abode

Sandwiches for days

In a pickle haze

Chorus

Master of sandwiches, ruler of my plate

Stack it even higher, challenge every fate

Splatters of relish, breadcrumbs in my hair

Legend of the lunchbox, no meal can compare

Master, master

Legend of the lunchbox, no meal can compare

Master, master

Final Outro – silly kazoo/fart crescendo and abrupt stop