Joe Cliff's Wild Ride

Intro

Middle of nowhere, hot as dick

Some dumb bastard raising hell

Joe Cliff's got a mouth like shit

Ain't a soul that likes his smell

Verse 1

Fartin' around on a busted fence

Yellin' at dogs and the mailman too

Snatched a beer from some poor sap

Spat his chaw in the goddamn stew

Pre-Chorus

Mean as a snake, dumb as a boot

Bet your ass he’s up to no good

Out here where the sun don’t quit

He’s the foulest in the whole damn hood

Chorus

Joe Cliff out in California

Middle of nowhere, dust and heat

The Butthole Wrangler's riding by

Cussing loud, stomping feet

Post-Chorus

Disco Bob, baby

Disco Bob, baby

Verse 2

He's got a hat full of pigeon crap

Boots made from old possum skin

Yelling shit at every tumbleweed

Poking fun at all his kin

Pre-Chorus

Nobody wants to mess with him

Dumb as rocks, built like a shed

Out here in this piece of hell

He'll kick your ass, or eat cornbread

Chorus

Joe Cliff out in California

Middle of nowhere, dust and heat

The Butthole Wrangler's riding by

Cussing loud, stomping feet

Post-Chorus

Disco Bob, baby

Disco Bob, baby

Verse 3

He hauled ass past the saloon sign

Flipping birds at every damn cow

Mutterin' crap about horse shit wine

Ain't nobody gonna stop him now

Pre-Chorus

He's a dumbass, no one denies

Scaring the piss outta every fool

Took a shit in the sheriff's hat

Broke every crazy town rule

Chorus

Joe Cliff out in California

Middle of nowhere, dust and heat

The Butthole Wrangler's riding by

Cussing loud, stomping feet

Post-Chorus

Disco Bob, baby

Disco Bob, baby

Verse 4

Now Joe Cliff smashed up the feed store

Shouted hell at a row of goats

Got into it with a piss drunk boar

Got a boot stuck deep in his coat

Pre-Chorus

Ain't a soul in town could wrangle him

Cussed the preacher right off the porch

He's a bastard, thick as a brick

Swiggin' cheap whiskey with a torch

Chorus

Joe Cliff out in California

Middle of nowhere, dust and heat

The Butthole Wrangler's riding by

Cussing loud, stomping feet

Post-Chorus

Disco Bob, baby

Disco Bob, baby

Verse 5

He pissed in the water trough, twice

Spooked the mayor's mule for fun

Yelled shit at the Friday night dice

Farted loud, then pulled out his gun

Pre-Chorus

Ain’t no damn decency left in Joe

Curse words running wild and free

He’ll moon the judge, kick a chicken

A rude bastard, proud as can be

Chorus

Joe Cliff out in California

Middle of nowhere, dust and heat

The Butthole Wrangler's riding by

Cussing loud, stomping feet

Post-Chorus

Disco Bob, baby

Disco Bob, baby

Verse 6

Joe Cliff rode through the hog shit mud

Shouting damn at the lazy dogs

Threw a rock at the mayor's wife

Got chased off by angry hogs

Pre-Chorus

Every cuss in the book, he flung

Messed his pants, didn’t even care

Raised hell till the sun went down

Trouble stinkin’ up the night air

Chorus

Joe Cliff out in California

Middle of nowhere, dust and heat

The Butthole Wrangler's riding by

Cussing loud, stomping feet

Post-Chorus

Disco Bob, baby

Disco Bob, baby