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Verse 1

Stained white tank top

Luis Alberto Pestana Olivera Duarte Choo Choo Train

Louie leans against the worn mahogany

His belt loop groans under the strain

Pre-Chorus

Texting his wife he is stuck in a meeting

Sipping on sumol and a bitter white wine

While the foreman is yelling

But Louie is doing just fine

Chorus

Brum brum bram bram

Louie is hiding out again

He pretends to sweat

He pretends to toil

The king of the tavern

Luis the lazy

Brum brum bram bram

Verse 2

The grill is sizzling

Pork belly dripping grease on a paper plate

He watches the soccer game with a heavy stare

Clock says it is far too late

Pre-Chorus

Nodding his head like he is solving a problem

Dusting some flour on his sleeve for the look

But the only work finished

Is reading the betting slip book

Chorus

Brum brum bram bram

Louie is hiding out again

He pretends to sweat

He pretends to toil

The king of the tavern

Luis the lazy

Brum brum bram bram

Bridge

Choo choo train goes the idle engine

In his mind he is building a wall

But his chair is too comfy

And he is not moving at all

I am busy

I am working

I am occupied

Chorus

Brum brum bram bram

Louie is hiding out again

He pretends to sweat

He pretends to toil

The king of the tavern

Luis the lazy

Brum brum bram bram