Santa Stole My Christmas

Chorus

I caught Santa with my wife, he messed up my life

Saw her licking his candy cane, under Christmas lights

They were rolling in the hay in the back of Santa’s sleigh

Now I’m out in the cold like a lump of ice

Post-Chorus

Oh, oh, oh, like a lump of ice

Oh, oh, oh, my Christmas ain’t right

Verse 2

It sounded like she made Santa come more than once a year

He laughed so hard, spilled his milk and my tears

He said she made the naughty list and it was mighty nice

Guess Saint Nick likes his sugar with a little spice

Pre-Chorus

I guess I’ll deck my halls with sorrow tonight

Santa took my woman for a midnight ride

Chorus

I caught Santa with my wife, he messed up my life

Saw her licking his candy cane, under Christmas lights

They were rolling in the hay in the back of Santa’s sleigh

Now I’m out in the cold like a lump of ice

Post-Chorus

Oh, oh, oh, like a lump of ice

Oh, oh, oh, my Christmas ain’t right

Bridge

Now all I've got is a flask and a busted string

That old reindeer sleigh bell just don’t ring

Mrs. Claus sent a card, said "thanks for the ride"

But I’m stuck here lonely, with wounded pride

Chorus

I caught Santa with my wife, he messed up my life

Saw her licking his candy cane, under Christmas lights

They were rolling in the hay in the back of Santa’s sleigh

Now I’m out in the cold like a lump of ice

Post-Chorus

Oh, oh, oh, like a lump of ice

Oh, oh, oh, my Christmas ain’t right

Outro

Now I’m smoking by the fire, thinking ‘bout that old red suit

If heartbreak were a present, I’d never open that loot

My stocking’s full of silence, not a carol in sight

Merry Christmas to the lonely, it’s a long, cold night

Post-Chorus

Oh, oh, oh, like a lump of ice

Oh, oh, oh, my Christmas ain’t right

Oh, oh, oh, just a lump of ice

Oh, oh, oh, all alone tonight