Plumber Era Exposed

Intro

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Twenty-six

The King

Stats don't lie

Verse 1

Ninety-six against the plumbers and the painters

Expansion teams were making Michael look a bit braver

Sixty wins is easy when the defense is paper

Look at the numbers on the ticker

LeBron is moving faster and getting bigger

Jordan was playing against the guys who fixed the heater

Pre-Chorus

Nostalgia is a li-ar

Truth is a fire

The gap is getting hi-gher

Chorus

He's the GOAT

King James is the GOAT

Four rings or six rings

The King is the GOAT

Stats don't lie

Numbers don't lie

People lie

Post-Chorus

Clown emoji if you still living in the past

Clown emoji for the myth that couldn't last

James James James

Verse 2

Check the board and see the scoring title weight

Carrying a roster like it's destiny or fate

Twenty seasons later still he's entering the gate

Byron Scott had four points

Jordan had the whistle and the weak joints

LeBron broke the dynasty

LeBron showed the honesty

LeBron won the galaxy

Pre-Chorus

Nostalgia is a li-ar

Truth is a fire

The gap is getting hi-gher

Chorus

He's the GOAT

King James is the GOAT

Four rings or six rings

The King is the GOAT

Stats don't lie

Numbers don't lie

People lie

Bridge

Ninety era fraud exposed

Jordan myth is officially closed

Truth is found

Truth is crown

Truth is King

Chorus

He's the GOAT

King James is the GOAT

Four rings or six rings

The King is the GOAT

Stats don't lie

Numbers don't lie

People lie