Do i Really Have to Pick Up This $...

Verse 1

You wagged your tail like a king in the park,

Now you're squatting down in the grass after dark.

I love your face, I love your eyes,

But buddy, this moment is full of surprise.

Chorus

Do I really have to pick up this shit?

Every single walk, I'm stuck with it.

You're my best friend, but I won't lie,

I've got a bag and a look in my eye.

Verse 2

You chase the ball and you beg for treats,

You're the happiest fuzz on four little feet.

But when nature calls and you drop that load,

I'm the cleanup crew on the neighborhood road.

Chorus

Do I really have to pick up this shit?

Every single walk, I'm stuck with it.

You're my best friend, but I won't lie,

I've got a bag and a look in my eye.

Bridge

A little bark, a little stride,

A little mess I can't just hide.

Through thick and thin, rain or shine,

I'll scoop it up — because you're mine.

Final Chorus

Do I really have to pick up this shit?

Yeah, apparently, I'm committed.

You're my best friend, that's the deal,

Even the gross parts are somehow real.