Hard as Rock(Pleasure suit Harry S.)

Intro: Mick

Oh Lord

Help me Lord

Yeah

Verse 1

She wants diamonds

She wants gold on her fingers

A little cabin by the muddy creek bed

I got holes in my pockets and mud on my boots

Pre-Chorus

It is a heavy road

It is a steep climb

It is a mountain tall

Chorus

Giving love to a woman is not easy

No it is not easy

It is hard as rock

It is hard as rock

Giving love to a woman is not easy

She keeps me running

Hard as rock

Verse 2: Bruce

Friday evening

Found me tired and ragged

Looking for a way to satisfy her wild mind

Bitter beer and big ideas do not pay the rent

Pre-Chorus

It is a heavy road

It is a steep climb

It is a mountain tall

Chorus

Giving love to a woman is not easy

No it is not easy

It is hard as rock

It is hard as rock

Giving love to a woman is not easy

She keeps me running

Hard as rock

Bridge: Both

Maybe she is right

Maybe she is wrong

Maybe

Verse 3: Ray Stevens style Talking Blues

Now listen here friends

I went down to the jeweler to find a plastic ring

Something that wouldn't cost me every single thing

The clerk looked at me like I was some kind of clown

I said "Buddy, her expectations are currently up and my wallet is down"

I'm just a simple man trying to survive the storm

While she's looking for a palace and a uniform

I tried to buy a pony but the horse had a limp

I'm starting to feel like a monumental wimp

Pre-Chorus

It is a heavy road

It is a steep climb

It is a mountain tall

Chorus

Giving love to a woman is not easy

No it is not easy

It is hard as rock

It is hard as rock

Giving love to a woman is not easy

She keeps me running

Hard as rock

Outro: Vocoder

Hard as rock

H-h-hard as rock

Not easy

Running away

Rock rock rock

(Giving love is not easy)

Oh it's a climb

Yeah

Hard as rock

Finish line is moving

Hard as rock

Gone