
WEIGHTED DICE by J-rad (Replaced 2)
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- country
- folk
- spaghetti western
- a cappella
- song parody
- humorous
- male vocalist
- piano
- 2020s
- a cappella
- vocal group
- xylophone
- children
- female vocalist
- slide guitar
Lyrics
Intro
(Deep vocal bass groove)
Ooh-whee
Ooh-whee-hee
Yodel-ay-hee-scat-bi-do
Chorus
Weighted dice in a crooked game
I tell the same lies with a different name
My zero self-control is a crying shame
Weighted dice
Weighted dice
Verse 1
I look but I don't touch
Which shouldn't count for much
Yeah I drink far too much
The dirtiest sluts
I would never fuck
Pre-Chorus
And maybe one day I'll fix this mess
To save us both from this distress
And pull us out of this emptiness
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Chorus
Weighted dice in a crooked game
I tell the same lies with a different name
My zero self-control is a crying shame
Weighted dice
Weighted dice
Verse 2
Now your friend is at the door
She says she wants more
Than she got on the floor
One big threesome
Before you get lonesome
Pre-Chorus
Did you taste her on my face?
Leaving a messy trace
All over the place
I'm cruel
I'm a fool
I'm the rule
Bridge
J-Rad yodel-ay-ee
Flay-Ling wild and free
Skippity-bap-pow-whoa
Keep the lights down low
(Yodeling interlude with vocal trumpet sounds)
Chorus
Weighted dice in a crooked game
I tell the same lies with a different name
My zero self-control is a crying shame
Weighted
I swear I’m done, then I double back
Another bad habit I never lack
Pour it strong, let the night go black
Talk cheap, but I overact
Got a head full of smoke and doubt
Tryna be clean but I twist the route
Say I’m in, then I’m dipping out
Same old spin, just a different crowd
Pre-Chorus
And I keep saying I’ll change my ways
But I get lost in the same damn maze
Every promise just slowly decays
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
J-Rad in the mirror, but I don’t stay
Flay Ling takes over by the end of the day
Two bad habits that I can’t outrun
Same damn fuse but a different gun
Pour it up till I blur my name
Switch my face but I’m still the same
Flay Ling laughing in the pouring rain
J-Rad swearing he’ll quit the game [Pre-Chorus]
Yeah I keep saying I’ll change my ways
J-Rad’s voice but it always fades
Flay Ling dancing in the mess I made
Maybe
The morning sun hits
I’m the one looking at the map but still knowing I’m lost
Feels like I’ve stayed to long and I’m about to get tossed
Hold onto hope in the fact around my neck I’m wearing a cross
Crossing the days off on my calendar that I forgot
may not be enough room
I don’t even have enough room for all these thoughts
I feel good for a minute then all the sad memories of my life I am brought.
do know know one day I will leave this place
Loss after loss I’m calculating just how long that
could take
Every promise I ever made
Knowing I would break
Only time I have peace is when
I’m with Shar floating out in a lake
These feelings are mine
that I own and I know
are of no mistake
Im tired of waking up every day
the cousin of death should invite me to stay
If she did
It would be ok
I’d have a chance
to see my daughter Shay.
Yodel eh ee
Skat bi dat ba do
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