Dr. Pepper in my Blood

Intro

Pop it open

Fizz

That flavor profile is exquisite

Chorus

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

I am addicted

Dr Pepper flows inside my blood

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

Yeah I need it

Verse 1

Maroon cans stacking to the ceiling like a fortress

Diet just feels wrong

Coke is boring and Pepsi is a beverage for losers

The doctor is always in

No PhD required

Pours over ice

Bubble pop clicking on my molars when I swallow

The fountain mix is art

Pre-Chorus

My dentist is angry

My kidneys are failing

My wallet is empty

Chorus

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

I am addicted

Dr Pepper flows inside my blood

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

Yeah I need it

Verse 2

I walked into the wedding with a six-pack hidden

Nobody noticed the stain

Burgundy spilled on my rental tuxedo

I licked it off

Check the fridge

Nothing but the spicy water

Mr Pibb is a fraudulent imitation that I despise

Pibb is a liar

Pibb is a hack

Give me that real sugar bottled down in Texas

Pre-Chorus

My dentist is angry

My kidneys are failing

My wallet is empty

Chorus

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

I am addicted

Dr Pepper flows inside my blood

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

Yeah I need it

Bridge

Maybe it is cherry

Maybe it is plum

Maybe it is licorice

I do not care

I just want more

Just give me more

More more more

Chorus

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

I am addicted

Dr Pepper flows inside my blood

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

Yeah I need it

Twenty three flavors hitting my throat

Yeah I need it