Captain Underpants (The Brown Streak)

Intro

Yeah!

Skidmark power, rise!

Verse 1

Woke up this morning with a stench so vile

Forgot to flush and now I'm running wild

Busted pipe backfire, underwears on fire

Who knew a brown streak could take me higher

Pre-Chorus

Crimson clouds in the bowl

That's the fuel inside my soul

Chorus

Captain Underpants, skidmark might

Fighting crime with a stinky plight

One brown streak across the sky

Watch the villains run and cry

Skidmark power, can't you see?

The mess I leave is victory

Verse 2

Tippy Tinkletrousers thought he had the plan

Till I let loose my secret weapon, man

Brown note symphony, a melody so crude

Knocks 'em sideways, leaves 'em in the mood

Pre-Chorus

Ring around the porcelain throne

I fight crime all on my own

Chorus

Captain Underpants, skidmark might

Fighting crime with a stinky plight

One brown streak across the sky

Watch the villains run and cry

Skidmark power, can't you see?

The mess I leave is victory

Bridge

Crusty, dusty, nasty blast

From my past that's built to last

Wedgie powered, elastic bands

Saving schools with dirty hands

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Captain Underpants, skidmark might

Fighting crime with a stinky plight

One brown streak across the sky

Watch the villains run and cry

Skidmark power, can't you see?

The mess I leave is victory

Outro

Tra-la-laaaa!