Cosmic Coward

Verse 1

My name is Mathadar

I hold cosmic power in my hands

I bend the stars

I fold the fabric of the cosmic plans

But every Friday night

Monsterus hands me a controller

And I start to shake

My brave immortal soul gets smaller

Pre-Chorus

She says babe it's just a game

I say babe I rule the void

She says pick your character

I pick a liar and avoid

Chorus

I don't wanna play horror games

(I don't wanna)

Monsterus insists on horror games

(She insists)

I fight demons made of screaming light

But I'm scared of a hallway at midnight

I don't wanna play horror games

(Cha cha cha)

Post-Chorus

Cha cha cha

Ay ay ay

Cha cha cha

No no no

Verse 2

I've crushed a thousand suns

I've ended wars with just a sneeze

I signed a peace accord

With something that has seventeen knees

But there's a little girl

In a pixel corridor

And she turns her head

And I am not a god anymore

Pre-Chorus

She says you're doing great

I say I'm weeping on the couch

She says it's only pixels

I say pixels have a mouth

Chorus

I don't wanna play horror games

(I don't wanna)

Monsterus insists on horror games

(She insists)

I fight demons made of screaming light

But I'm scared of a hallway at midnight

I don't wanna play horror games

(Cha cha cha)

Spoken

Okay so here's the thing

I have literally held the concept of time in my palm

And I dropped it once and it was fine

But last night I heard a noise in a video game

And I politely asked Monsterus to hold my hand

Which is embarrassing for a being of infinite mass

She said no and kept playing

And honestly that hurt worse than the monster

Bridge

Immortal, eternal, all-knowing and brave

Except for the hour where the shadows misbehave

She laughs at me loudly she loves when I scream

Reality bender reduced to a meme

Chorus

I don't wanna play horror games

(I don't wanna)

Monsterus insists on horror games

(She insists)

I fight demons made of screaming light

But I'm scared of a hallway at midnight

I don't wanna play horror games

(Cha cha cha)

Post-Chorus

Cha cha cha

Ay ay ay

One more level

No no no

Outro

Turn it off

Turn it off

(Please turn it off)

I love you Monsterus

But turn it off