Bronze Scales and Bull Horns

Intro

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Oh-oh-oh

Verse 1

Kreig the dragonborn with scales of bronze

Stood tall in the tavern square

Said he'd tame old Brutus with his own two hands

While the crowd just stopped and stared

His brother Zorax pulled him close

Said brother don't you dare

But Kreig just puffed his chest up wide

With fire in his stare

Pre-Chorus

Oh the bull let out a thunder sound

And Kreig said watch me now

Chorus

Kreig grabbed the horns and held on tight

Brutus bucked and spun around

Three whole seconds in the air

Before his feet left solid ground

The crowd they cheered then gasped aloud

When the rhythm turned to rage

And Brutus made it crystal clear

This dragonborn had dug his grave

Hook

Oh Kreig oh Kreig

The brave and the absurd

Oh Kreig oh Kreig

What a story for the herd

Verse 2

The bull came down with fury wild

A hoof above his chest

Kreig closed his eyes and thought of home

And hoped he'd passed the test

Then Zorax screamed from off the fence

And dove into the dust

He yanked his brother clear of harm

And shook the bull's blind trust

Pre-Chorus

Oh the bull just snorted once or twice

Then wandered off polite

Chorus

Kreig grabbed the horns and held on tight

Brutus bucked and spun around

Three whole seconds in the air

Before his feet left solid ground

The crowd they cheered then gasped aloud

When the rhythm turned to rage

And Brutus made it crystal clear

This dragonborn had dug his grave

Hook

Oh Kreig oh Kreig

The brave and the absurd

Oh Kreig oh Kreig

What a story for the herd

Bridge

Now the tavern keeper pours him ale

And everybody knows

The dragonborn who rode the bull

And came home with his nose

The bards all sing of Zorax bold

But Kreig they sing of too

The stupidest brave thing anyone

Has ever seen come through

Final Chorus

Kreig grabbed the horns and held on tight

Brutus bucked and spun around

Three whole seconds in the air

Before his feet left solid ground

Outro

The brave and the absurd

Oh Kreig

The brave and the absurd