Quark's Corgi Blues

Intro

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Verse 1

Nineteen-sixty-seven four-color beaming

No transporters just paper dreaming

Gold Key couldn't touch the broadcast lines

So Kirk rode a horse through comic-book times

Verse 2

DC grabbed the license and set it free

Bearclaw on point Bryce on helm in blue

Chu-Sa chirping triage Konom growling Qapla' too

Dr. Morelli pacing the bridge in style

Pre-Chorus

Syndication kept the phasers warm

Paper captains braved every storm

Chorus

Mirror mirror on the hull

ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger not a book

Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing

Do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop ya-ree

Betrayal in the cut

Post-Chorus

Ya-ree ya-ree

Cut

Verse 3

Malibu on the habitat ring

Thirty-two issues deep

Marvel brought the cadets

Omega and Nog can't sleep

Pike on Talos IV

Before Kirk took the seat

Pre-Chorus

Every logo left its page

Every crew turned a new page

Chorus

Mirror mirror on the hull

ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger not a book

Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing

Do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop ya-ree

Betrayal in the cut

Bridge

Odo's rain on level five

Shape-shiftin' blue note minor

Quark's got a corgi in cargo bay

Latinum collared liner

Fool's Gold glitters

But loyalty pays

Chorus

Mirror mirror on the hull

ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger not a book

Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing

Do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop ya-ree

Betrayal in the cut

Drop

Ya-ree

Betrayal in the cut

Ya-ree

Betrayal in the cut

Outro

From Gold Key to IDW

Beta's where we roam

Not canon but canon-ish

Still feels like home

Spin it again at Quark's after hours

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