Don't Tweet Your Death

Chorus

Hey don't go typing

Just keep those pretty little fingers quiet

No status updates

Unless you want a full scale riot

Put the phone down

We can't have the neighbors knowing

Just keep on walking

Act like your blood isn't showing

Verse 1

Lovely evening for a stroll

I found a body in a hole

He had no face

But we find it was in good taste

Keep it offline please

Pre-Chorus

Look at the sky

Don't wonder why

Your family's gone

But life goes on

So smile for the camera

Chorus

Hey don't go typing

Just keep those pretty little fingers quiet

No status updates

Unless you want a full scale riot

Put the phone down

We can't have the neighbors knowing

Just keep on walking

Act like your blood isn't showing

Verse 2

Sgt Pecker likes to slice

But he's really very nice

See his big knife

It ended a very boring life

Hush now little friend

Pre-Chorus

Delete the post

Be like a ghost

The station is clean

If you're not seen

So sign the non-disclosure

Chorus

Hey don't go typing

Just keep those pretty little fingers quiet

No status updates

Unless you want a full scale riot

Put the phone down

We can't have the neighbors knowing

Just keep on walking

Act like your blood isn't showing

Bridge

All the dead people

Where do they all come from

We stuffed them in a car

And sent them very far

So please don't tweet a word

It's simply too absurd

Keep the peace for us

Chorus

Hey don't go typing

Just keep those pretty little fingers quiet

No status updates

Unless you want a full scale riot

Put the phone down

We can't have the neighbors knowing

Just keep on walking

Act like your blood isn't showing