Vindaloo at the Speed of Spice

[Intro]

Mm

Mm-hmm

Okay okay okay

[Verse 1]

Sat down at the launchpad ate my vindaloo

Pepper X on top like a dare I knew I'd rue

Mission control said buddy check the heat scale

I said it's fine it's fine it's fine I'll prevail

Took one bite and the countdown hit my tongue

Felt my eyebrows leave my face and start to hum

Now I'm strapped to the rocket and the rockets strapped to me

Ground control you should probably beep beep beep

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh you told me not to do it

I did it anyway

Oh the warning signs were glowing

I swallowed them today

[Chorus]

What could go wrong with my poor choice

What could go wrong with my poor choice

I'm leaving Earth at the speed of spice

What could go wrong with my poor choice

[Post-Chorus]

Whoo whoo whoo

Burning brighter than the boosters

Whoo whoo whoo

Faster than my poor decisions

[Verse 2]

Pepper X is laughing somewhere in my gut

My stomach's doing somersaults my brain is out of luck

Sixty thousand feet and climbing higher than my pride

The firewall is jealous of the fire in my side

Bass drum thumping underneath my breathing heart

The cello underneath me sawing through my art

I'm a rocket full of curry and a man full of regret

But I'll wave to every planet that I ever might have met

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh you told me not to do it

I did it anyway

Oh the warning signs were glowing

I swallowed them today

[Chorus]

What could go wrong with my poor choice

What could go wrong with my poor choice

I'm leaving Earth at the speed of spice

What could go wrong with my poor choice

[Post-Chorus]

Whoo whoo whoo

Burning brighter than the boosters

Whoo whoo whoo

Faster than my poor decisions

[Verse 3]

Ground control you need to worry more or less

Guess

You said reentry's gentle you said atmosphere is soft

I think my whole digestive system just went interstellar off

The drum kit's rattling like maracas in my soul

The double bass is bowing till the wood can't take its toll

I'm a cosmic vindaloo comet on a one-way ride

With my foolishness as fuel and my stomach as my guide

[Bridge]

Maybe Mars has mango chutney

Maybe Venus has the sweet relief

Maybe somewhere out in orbit

There's a place that doesn't burn beneath my teeth

Ha

[Chorus]

What could go wrong with my poor choice

What could go wrong with my poor choice

I'm leaving Earth at the speed of spice

What could go wrong with my poor choice

[Post-Chorus]

Whoo whoo whoo

Burning brighter than the boosters

Whoo whoo whoo

Faster than my poor decisions

[Outro]

Woo

I'd do it again

Mm

I'd do it again

Woo

I'd do it again

Ha ha ha

I'd do it again