Dee Dee Dee

[Intro]

Dee dee dee

Dee dee dee dee

[Section: Open]

Let me tell you something

You ever notice how every tío at the family barbecue

Thinks he's the king of the grill?

He hovers over that carne asada like it's his whole identity

But he can't season a tortilla to save his life

Dee dee dee

[Section: Bit]

Now I'm not here to trash my people

I'm just here to point out the obvious

You ever been to a Mexican wedding?

The groom shows up thirty minutes late

But the mariachi band is four hours early

That's dedication

Dee dee dee

[Section: Callback]

My cousin calls me up asking for a loan

Says he's got a business plan

I say what is it

He says he's gonna sell abuelas used candles

I said hermano, that's not a business, that's recycling

Dee dee dee

[Section: Close]

So remember that

Next time you're standing in line at the taqueria

And some guy cuts ahead of you

Don't get angry

Just smile and say

Dee dee dee